Flag lifting will begin at 10.30 am on Saturday morning and flag waving will be declared when all flags are lifted and stacked in the corner of the kitchen. A general call out to any and all of my able bodied chumsies. I need a number of strong fit things to lift a dozen or so flags and stack them against a wall. Internal flags so youll stay dry regardless of weather. Payment will be made in the currency of Bacon sarnie, Bacon n Egg Sarnie, Spam n Beans Sarnie or any alternative/derivative allowed at sarnie shop around corner from Mums. A cup of hot beverage will be included in the admission with a choice of milk and or sugar (but no cream, you lot just arent worth it) ;-) Obviously gimpy here cant and isnt allowed to lift anything of this nature (so being special does have its perks at times). I will supervise with cheers of Get on with it you Lazy Bast*rds and other such supportive chants. Claims4U will not be on site so any trapped fingers are your own responsibility, but I would advise against trying to trap as many other assistants fingers as is practically possible as it may result in a smack from the said recipient of trapped fingers. Flag lifting will begin at 10.30 am on Saturday morning and flag waving will be declared when all flags are lifted and stacked in the corner of the kitchen. Jeers of Lift it you Fat Bast*rd will be allowed providing you are prepared for a weigh off with the bathroom scales against the person you are jeering at. You lift like a Girl is not permissible, as currently our Doris can outlift me, therefore I am the girl ............ Anyone up for some self mutilation and helping with Care in the Community, please pm me so I know if we have sufficient bodies to make it easy for everyone. Flag lifting will begin at 10.30 am on Saturday morning and flag waving will be declared when all flags are lifted and stacked in the corner of the kitchen. Fancy dress optional. So if any girlies are attending may I suggest a nice PVC short nurses outfit, as we may need nurses......... ;-)
Posted on: Mon, 03 Nov 2014 13:08:02 +0000
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