Flashing Police Lights & Sirens Me: Thinking in my head. - TopicsExpress

Flashing Police Lights & Sirens Me: Thinking in my head. (OMGOSH AGAIN? ARE YOU SERIOUS?) Officer: Good Morning. Me: Good Morning. Officer: License and registration. Me: Why? Officer: Improper use of the safety belt. Me: Huh? What do you mean? I have it on. (Slinging the belt) Officer: You need it across and not under your arm. I also need your social security number. Me: When you pulled me over, I moved it to grab my purse in the back seat and on that last part; Are you really serious right now? Officer: Am I serious for doing my job? Me: No, for harassment and racial profiling. While I give you my information, I would also like your information. Officer: Are you being serious right now? Me: In your position, your not paid to interpret the law but enforce it. In my position, I work with those who interpret the law and you are infringing on my civil rights. Are you sure you want to play this game? Officer: All I want you to do is wear the safety belt correctly. Me: As I said before officer, I moved it to grab my purse in the back seat. Officer: Just wear it properly and have a nice day. Me: Yeah, you too. I cant make this stuff up, peeps. Im not that good.