Football Boots Woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 10 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the womans husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realizing that the little boy is in there. After a little while the little boy says, Dark in here. The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, Yes, it is. Boy - I have a football. Man - Thats nice. Boy - Want to buy it? Man - No, thanks. Boy - My dads outside. Man - OK, how much? Boy - $ 250 In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together. Boy - Dark in here. Man - Yes, it is Boy - I have football boots. The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, OK How much this time? Boy - $ 750 Man - Sold. A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, Grab your boots and football, lets go outside and have a game of soccer. The boy says, I cant, I sold my ball and boots. The father asks, How much did you sell them for and to who? The boy says, To a friend of mine for a $ 1,000.. The father says, Thats a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that. Thats four times what they cost when they were new, Im going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sins. They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, Dark in here.. The priest says, Dont start that shit again you little bugger youre in my cupboard now!!
Posted on: Fri, 22 Nov 2013 01:28:07 +0000
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