For TBT, I have a new segment I would like to introduce.... What If Movie Titles Were Honest? Ill list the movie and then Ill give what it really should be named and a tagline for it. Movie: After Earth Honest Title: Nepotism. (If talent is all in the family, then this one is dysfunctional) Movie: Deliverance: Honest Title: Worst. Camping Trip. Ever! (Youll never want to hear the sound a pig makes ever again...not even from See and Say.) Movie: The Last Airbender Honest Title: Hopefully, The Last M. Night Shyamalan Movie (Another great twist from the master....how does he keep getting work?) Movie: Twilight Honest Title: Necrophilia or Bestiality (It doesnt matter which choice she makes, we all lose either way) Movie: Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter movies Honest Title: Save Your Money For The Arcade Games (The only thing better than the excitement you get in watching the opening credits, is the relief you get in finally seeing the ending credits) Movies: Gigli Honest Title: There Is A Movie Worst Than Glitter, and This Is It (You will be begging for a quick release) Movie: The Amazing Spider Man 2 Honest Title: Deja Vu (I swear I saw this before.....) Movie: Transformers Franchise Honest Title: The Rape of Your Childhood (Hasbro owes you an apology) Movie: Batman and Robin Honest Title: How to Destroy a Franchise in 4 Easy Steps (1 Nipples 2. Lots of puns 3. Put more neon than La Caux Au Folles 4. Joel Schumacher
Posted on: Fri, 19 Sep 2014 05:19:38 +0000
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