For decades, anthropologists studied the remains of Dean Deans office trying to identify a brownish, yellow fossilized substance in hopes that this information would shed some light on cultural practices of idiots in positions of authority in the early 21st century in rural northeastern NC. Ultimately, a team of scientists from Wisconsin were able to refute the belief that it was amber from the Jurassic period as a simple taste test narrowed it down to a type of fake cheese product. Speculation ensued that the sandwich cheese had been over-microwaved by approximately 17 minutes because each time Dean attempted to eat his breakfast sandwich he was interrupted with a drive-by meeting, leading to continual re-heating of the cheese-like substance. Scientists continue to debate the origins of a narrow strip of charcoal with a bacon-like odor.
Posted on: Tue, 02 Dec 2014 13:57:26 +0000
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