For my soccer loving friends... something off the web: My dear wife: The Fifa World Cup is close by. Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty. 1. The remote controls belong to me for the whole month. 2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed or die or whatever during the World Cup coz we wont go. 3. You support the teams that I support. 4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game. 5. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so I am going to watch them. 6. We can watch other program provided actors and actresses are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in Brazil. 7. You dont just pass in front of the TV if I am watching soccer, if need be please crawl on the floor. 8. Make sure you dont ask silly questions such as: is this Chelsea versus England? 9. No funny faces to my friends when they come for soccer. 10. Smile everytime EXCEPT when my team is losing. 11.There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldos looks. Professinalism shall remain an absolute part of the World Cup. 12.If you miss the line up please dont ask, who is that guy? 13. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, Tanzania and Kenya did not qualify. Thank you, GENTLEMANS ASSOCIATION.
Posted on: Thu, 05 Jun 2014 09:08:09 +0000