For sale: Dollhouse. $8.00. This dollhouse is currently in foreclosure because my 5 year-old couldnt keep up on the payments. Between blowing bubbles, collecting caterpillars, and riding her bike backwards down the driveway, she just couldnt make ends meet. Since the foreclosure, the dollhouse has fallen into a state of disrepair (see photos): * The dollhouse comes with an elevator that is operated manually. We have placed several calls into Otis about getting it setup for automatic operations, but have not received a response. Dollhouse does come with a Lazy Ken™ doll that promises to call Otis, but never does. * One garage door has fallen off its hinges. Lazy Ken™ never bothered to repair it and now the door just sits next to the garage. Lazy Ken™ is the worlds worst tenant. * House is unfurnished. Any remaining furniture is buried in our back garden because Barbie does what she wants, Daddy. Whatever. * Foundation is cracked. During the great move-quake of last week, the house slid down the stairs during transport. Gravity bill has obviously been paid in full. * Open floor plan with great ventilation. * Stairs from the second floor to the ground floor lead right into what I assume is the backyard. This dollhouse would not make a good winter home, as it was designed by a potato. * Lazy Ken™ lives out of the plant room on the second floor and plays Halo all day. Likes to scream out kwicksope teh newbz and 420 BLAZE IT whenever he wins. I told you Lazy Ken™ was the worlds worst tenant. * No attic access. I have been told that Barbies car can just get her up there so its ok, Daddy. Will be accessible if you have a Barbie car or too little patience. Crossposted on other sites, because people care when you say that. It instantly makes your stupid item much more sought after for no reason.
Posted on: Fri, 07 Nov 2014 22:32:19 +0000
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