For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says; you don’t know Jack Shit, well thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O’ Shit, and then Jack Shit married No Shit. The couple had six children, Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fullov Shit, Bull Shit and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit a high school dropout. After 15 years Jack Shit and No Shit got a divorce and No Shit married Ted Sherlock and became No Shit Sherlock, meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit and had a rather nervous dispositional child named Chicken Shit. Fullov Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers in a double wedding; the newspaper invited everyone to the Shit Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Shit, So from now on, no one can tell you don’t know Jack Shit>>>>>>>>> Keep this Shit Going.
Posted on: Mon, 30 Sep 2013 01:33:33 +0000
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