For your edification - some theological redefinitions: * Trini-tini-tarianism - Belief in a miniscule but three-personed God. * Exebegesis - Textual interpretation that results in scaring the pants off you. * Septuasquint - Vision deficit resulting from intense study of small-print version of the Septuagint. * Codex Sinusitis - Historically important New Testament manuscript that >makes you sneeze. * Hypocrypha - extra-canonical documents that pretend to be part of the apocrypha but arent. * Apocalips - The intensely pursed expression of readers of Left Behind books. * Tell-e-all-ogy - The theological justification for sleazy unauthorized biographies. * Penetetouche - A crushing rejoinder to arguments that Moses did not write the Penteteuch. * Eh-scatology - Ho-hum exposition of the end times. * Christodgily - Dry, academic discussion of the various manifestations of Christ. * Form Criticism - What liberal theologians engage in when they go on Spring Break. * Intarnation - Ontological epithet often inserted into the sentence What.* are you doing? * Propitchiation - A testimony of faith given by professional baseball players. * Par-wooz-sia - State of mental fuzziness induced by overlong fasting while reading the book of Revelation. * Par-oops-sia - Heresy propounded by some writers who forgot where to look for the book of the Revelation. * Kantikle of Kanticles - Seldom-sung love song based on Immanuel Kants Critique of Pure Reason. * Synaptic Gospels - Fast paced cyber-version of the Gospels. * Pteredactor - A theological dinosaur known for biting large holes in the text.
Posted on: Thu, 01 May 2014 16:07:50 +0000
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