Forgive my English. I found some words of Wisdom. Subject: The Zen of Sarcasm 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, For I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and Leaky tire 3. Its always darkest before dawn. So if youre going to steal your neighbors newspaper, thats the time to do it. 4. Dont be irreplaceable. If you cant be replaced, you cant be promoted. 5. Always remember that youre unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if youre alive, try missing a couple of Car payments. 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their Shoes. That way, when you criticize them, youre a mile away and you have their shoes 9. If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is probably not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to Fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 11 If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was Probably a wise investment. 12. If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything. 13. Some days youre the bug; some days youre the windshield. 14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and Put it back in your pocket. 16. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 17. Duct tape is like The Force. It has a light side and a dark Side, and it holds the universe together. 18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 19. Generally speaking, you arent learning much when your lips are Moving. 20. Experience is something you dont get until just after you need It. 21. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a Laxative on the same night.
Posted on: Tue, 18 Nov 2014 20:04:04 +0000
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