Foster Lab Gidget Report 9-27-13 First off, Gidget is a well-fed dog. However, for reasons known only to her, Gidget snatched a potato off of the counter. I don’t mean a French fry but rather a raw baking potato. She proceeded to prance around with it like it was fresh game that she had brought home for diner. Foster Mom recovered the potato and put it out of reach, supposedly. It remained out of reach for approximately 90 seconds before Gidget was again running around proudly carrying it, the same potato. Foster Mom declared, “OK, just give it to me and I’ll bake the damn thing for you. How do you want it?” Gidget replied, “Fully loaded please. Cut the chives and double up on the bacon bits.” House Lab Ellie interpreted this potato display as a PAC (Premeditated Act of Cuteness) and proceeded to call B.S. on it. She dragged her big butt across the floor and barked at Gidget, “I dare you to cross this skid mark carrying that potato!” Gidget didn’t fall for it. She retreated with her precious potato to another room. Much barking and posturing ensued until they tired of the contest and passed out. The chewed up potato, having lost its trophy appeal, was good for nothing but throwing at a blackbird or as a spud radio antenna (a.k.a. hillbilly antenna). No joke, it does work for AM stations until the potato begins to dry out. One silly potato. What next?
Posted on: Sat, 28 Sep 2013 02:54:55 +0000
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