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Four O-Zone Moments (three based upon my garb): Each period students looked at the bright yellow garb and asked, What are you today? Moi: I came dressed as the Sun... Ill show you the sunrise. I sit on my barstool, braced my feet and slowly rose up, whistling some piece of classical music I cant name, but it was associated with the sunrise). And now sunset. I reversed the process. Now come the OZMs: In one period, a kid asks, Youre not going to show us the Moon or Uranus, are you? Well done. Another class: large student wearing black passes in front of me. He stops, looks at the class and says, Eclipse! Another class: kid comes in with big grin and the darkest glasses Ive ever seen. Im ready. 4th OZM: passing around the coal, I make some offhand remark about if you put a lump of coal under pressure, you can make a diamond. One girl tries to stifle a mischievous giggle. I look at her. I know what youre thinking. Theyre getting on my humor wavelength
Posted on: Fri, 16 Jan 2015 01:48:18 +0000

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