Freshly imported from home: A party meeting in the village, the early eighties. The agitator addresses the peasants: "Comrades ! Our party is able and capable of fulfilling all your dreams and hopes. The next five year plan provides that each family that joins the party now will have a helicopter by the Harvest Festival." The peasants hum, pick their noses, look at the floorboards....Finally, one of old ones asks: "This is very good news. But why would we need a helicopter ?" The agitator: "Well, comrade, imagine you hear there is a queue for flour in a village three mountain tops away. You just jump into your helicopter and ....there you are, first in the queue, beating the rush. " No end to the analogies in the present....
Posted on: Tue, 09 Jul 2013 07:25:38 +0000
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