Friday Joke: Every Friday evening after work, Gatiep would braai a big, fat juicy steak. But his neighbors, being Catholic and therefore not allowed to eat meat on a Friday, suffered agonies of temptation as the delicious aroma carried on the evening breeze. They persuaded the priest to try and convert Gatiep… and the priest was successful in doing so. When Gamat attended mass, the priest sprinkled holy water over him and said: You were born a Protestant, raised a Protestant, but now you are a Catholic. Everybody was delighted, but when Friday night came, the wonderful aroma of grilled steak again wafted over the neighbourhood. The priest rushed into Gatiep’s garden just in time to see him clutch a small bottle of holy water, sprinkling it over the grilling meat and chanting: “Dyou where born a cow, dyou where raised a cow, but now dyou are a snoek”
Posted on: Fri, 08 Aug 2014 04:55:57 +0000
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