From Jack: Me+restlessness=late night walk. Late night walk+wet - TopicsExpress



          

From Jack: Me+restlessness=late night walk. Late night walk+wet grass=me eating grass. Me eating grass+a big grab of it=one blade stuck in teeth. One blade stuck in teeth+my tongue=it getting more stuck. It getting more stuck+still trying to get it out on their bed=Momma helps. Momma helps+me smiling for her to try=not working. It not working + Momma feeling bad=dental floss. Momma using dental floss+ stuck blade of grass removed. Stuck blade of grass removed after 10 minutes + lots of kisses= happy me. Happy me at 2am = I declare Momma my honorary dental hygienist and bring every. Single. Toy. To her bed to celebrate. Momma is tired. I have a dashing smile. Good morning ! :)
Posted on: Fri, 19 Sep 2014 12:39:50 +0000

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