From my friend, Adele... CARP Canadian Association of Retired People Questions and Answers from CARP Forum Q:Where can single men over the age of 50 find younger women who are interested in them? A:Try a bookstore, under Fiction. Q:What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A:Keep busy. If youre handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When youre done, you will have a place to live. Q:Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true? > Where can it be found? A:Yes. Matthew 14:92: > And Mary rode Josephs ass all the way to Egypt... Q:How can you increase the heart rate of your over-50 year-old husband? A:Tell him youre pregnant. Q:How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? > A:Take off your glasses. Q:Seriously! What can I do for these crows feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A:Go braless. It will usually pull them out.. Q:Why should 50-plus year old people use valet parking? A:Valets dont forget where they park your car. Q:Is it common for 50-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A:Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem. Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon. Q:Where should 50-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A:On their foreheads. Q:What is the most common remark made by 50-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? A:Gosh, I remember these! SMILE, Youve still got your sense of humor!
Posted on: Tue, 12 Nov 2013 22:25:09 +0000
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