From my friend Mary Martin... very funny! Enjoy! ENGLISH HUMOR ~ READ SLOWLY . . . IT MAY TAKE A MINUTE FOR THE LIGHT TO SHINE 1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arbys to work at McDonalds 2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do 3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage 4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with 5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate 6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets 7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living 8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy Ophthalmologist 9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does 10. LEFT BANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money 11. MISTY: How golfers create divots 12. PARADOX: Two physicians 13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower 14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm 15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with 16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV 17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring 18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife 19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does 20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 20:31:48 +0000
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