From the Nearly News Network: Scrantons famous Electric City sign is once again going to shine brightly this weekend after being rigged with some new L.E.D. bulbs. And while it still will carry the slogan, Scranton, the Electric City when the switch is turned on, heres the top 10 other slogans considered for the sign: #10: Scranton: Were broke; send help. # 9: Scranton, the distressed city. # 8: Scranton: Welcome Commuters--Cha-Ching. #7: Scranton: The bulbs in this sign are brighter than most of our city leaders. #6: Scranton: This sign will soon be relocated to a property owned by Councilman Pat Rogan. # 5: Scranton: Dont worry, we will have a new recovery plan soon. # 4: Scranton: The home of smoke and mirrors budgets. #3: Scranton: If you see Al Chelik here, tell him to go back to Mayfield. #2: Scranton: How bad can things really be if we have this great sign? And the number one slogan considered for the sign: Scranton: A political science experiment that went terribly awry. David Letterman considered doing this Top 10 List on the Late Show but he was afraid he would have been made to pay a commuter tax if he did. The Nearly News Network: Making sense out of the obvious for nearly seven tenths of a decade. This list was compiled by NNNs Slim Chance: slimchance154@yahoo,com
Posted on: Fri, 29 Aug 2014 13:18:06 +0000
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