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Fun time ..Must read all !! Superb .... --------------------------- BOY on a date in a AUDI Q7 🚘-- Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai That I am already married. 😐 Girl: (hugs him) Are Tumne to dara hi dia..! Main samjhi AUDI tumhari nahi hai. 😝 😂😂😂 ------------------------ All Men are Brave, Horror Movies dont Scare them.... But 5 Missed Calls from Wife... Surely does... 😜😎😋😂😄 -------------------------------- 🚦Whats Checkmate? U tell ur wife I saw a lady, looked xctly like u & wife asks WAS SHE HOT..?? U cnt say no U cnt say yes Dats Checkmate.! 😋😜 ----------------------------- 🚥The Men are very Kind & Women are very Selfish! . . . . PROOF Most Women Dont Like to Help Unknown Men But All Men Are Ready anytime 2 Help Unknown Women. ----------------------------- 🏄A Man Lost his Wife In Tsunami......... One Drunk-Night .....while standing on the Seashore, waves touching on his feet.... he shouted to the Sea: No matter how many times your Waves Touch my Feet...... . Ill Never take her back..... !! ...... Its your mistake.. DEAL WITH IT NOW.. ------------------------------ 🎲A couple went to a wish well. Santa bent down, threw a coin & made a wish. Wife bent down a little more and fell into the well. Santa shouted, O Teri.. It works! ---------------------------- 🍟Wife Rings Husband.. Husband : Office Me Hu, Bahut Busy Hu aur Tum ? Wife: KFC Me Tumhare Pichhe Baithi Hu, Aur Bacche Puchh Rahe Hai Ke Papa Ke Sath Kounsi BUA hai..? 😡😝😝😆😁 Wife - Aap Bangkok jaate ho toh mujhe kyo nahi le jaate.. Best answer by husband :-- Are pagli jab restaurant mein jaate he toh tiffin thodi le jaate he.😜😜😜 --------------------------------- Succesful marriage is based on GIVE & TAKE. Husband Gives Money, Gifts, Dresses & Wife Takes it. Wife Gives Advices, Lectures, Tensions & Husband Takes it. Enjoy Successful married Life.👍🎎 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻 ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨❕❕ -------------------------------- Gandhiji ne kaha :- Izzat karni ho to wife Ki karo... khayal rakhna ho toh wife ka rakho, Pyaar karna ho toh wife se karo... Magar wife kis ki? Ye bapu ne bataya hi nahin!!! Naughty Bapu❕❕❕✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻 -------------------------------- Wife drinking BEER asked Tum kaun ho? 😮 Husband- Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne husband ko bhool gayi? 🚶 Wife: Nasha 🍸har gum bhula deta hai Bhaisaab..!!😜😜😜

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