Funny Facebook Status is a great way to get a lot of attention without having to reveal personal information about you feelings or activities; something many people don’t feel comfortable with. They are also not hard to come up with. They can be funny comments about news events, sports, funny quotes, or just clever twists on things that happen in everyday life. Here are some examples of some different Good Funny Facebook Status Updates that you can use to brighten your social networking community’s day. 1. Job interview: Please tell us why you’d love to work for us? ME: I need money 2. I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. 3. Dear Google: They are only using you to get to me. Sincerely Wikipedia 4. I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them. 5. How to make a woman go mmmmmmm all night long? …………………….. With Duct Tape 6. Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone’s mouth while they are talking? 7. FACT: Kissing burns 5.4 calories a minute…… Ummm, wanna work out? 8. Whatever you do always give 100% ….. Unless you are donating blood 9. I’m not weird. I’m limited edition. 10. I never let my best friend do stupid things … alone. 11. We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up …….. After I finish laughing 12. I did in the bed. I did it on the couch. I did it in the car. Texting is such an obsession. 13. Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. 14. Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat. The government hates competition 15. How to sleep faster: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom. 16. Dear parents, we know money doesn’t grow on a tree, that’s why we are asking you for it. 17. I’m not stalker. I am an unpaid private investigator. 18. I have a date tonight, with my bed. We are totally gonna sleep together. 19. Instead of single as a marital status, it should read independently, owned and operated 20. Congratulations … You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W. 21. Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea. It does not enhance your performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft. Lolz 22. I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday 23. Laughing is the best medicine but if you are laughing for no reason, you need medicine. 24. Question of the Day: When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter? 25. Death is God’s ways of saying you are fired. Suicide is humans way of saying, I quit. 26. My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. Lolz 27. There are only two kinds of people in this world: Doctors and Patients 28. Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me but how will you survive? 29. I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent 30. We love Face book but we hate the face of book. 31. Dear math, I’m not therapist so solve your own problems. 32. The 3 fastest means of communication: telephone, television and tell a woman. 33. I’m not sure how much longer I can hide the fact that I’m a robot. 34. Dear Face book, Just wait, one day they will leave you too. Sincerely, ORKUT 35. My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are. 36. Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING? 37. Perfect boyfriend: Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also does not exist: P 38. Facebook is the second most popular word that starts with ‘F’ and ends with ‘K’ 39. Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones to make. 40. I haven’t slept for ten days, bcoz that would be too long.
Posted on: Mon, 29 Jul 2013 11:55:14 +0000
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