Funny Marriage Quotes! Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Anon Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. - Joey Adams I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. Theres no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. - Billy Connolly After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just cant face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he wont even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henny Youngman All marriages are happy. Its the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. - Raymond Hull Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, its not so hot. - Anon Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up. - Evelyn Hendrickson Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash. - Joyce Brothers For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didnt theyd be married too. - H L Mencken Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. - Anon I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. - Rita Rudner Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I havent been able to find anybody wholl take what I have to give. - Cass Daley Theres a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Its called marriage. - James Holt McGavran Women hope men will change after marriage but they dont; men hope women wont change but they do. - Bettina Arndt Marriage is like a game of cards. Starts with two hearts and a diamond and ends with clubs and a spade. - Anon Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. - G K Chesterton Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree. - Anon Marriage is natures way of keeping us from fighting with strangers. - Alan King I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. - Max Kauffmann Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - George Lichtenberg A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. - Marie Corelli The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henny Youngman By all means marry; if you get a good wife, youll become happy; if you get a bad one, youll become a philosopher. - Socrates All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage. - Lord Byron
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