Funny Sentences found in a patients chart Sentences Found in patients charts 1. Patient refused autopsy. 2. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches. 3. Patient has waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. 4. On the second day, the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared. 5. She is numb from her toes down. 6. Patient’s medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40-pound weight gain the in the past three days. 7. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission. 8. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce. 9. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities. 10. Patient has no previous history of suicides. 11. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
Posted on: Thu, 18 Dec 2014 17:47:25 +0000
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