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Funny Sms, SMS JOKES HomeShayariGirls-Boys SmsCollege-School SmsAboutContact Us Funny Sms Jokes & Messages A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt Category: College-School Sms, Funny Sms, Girls-Boys Sms. A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt… Long enough to cover the subject & short enough to create interest. 778 Bus Accident Man Crying Category: Funny Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms. Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya. Bahut dard ho raha hai. Santa: Abey chup baith. Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya, Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!! 2.4K Define Girls Category: Funny Sms, Girls-Boys Sms. Define Girls!! The 1 who b4 goin out for a party, facial, bleach, waxing, hair cuting/straighting, threading, toning, scrubing, moisturhng, done & put on lipstick, lipgloss, lipliner, perfume, body toner, body lotion, eye liner, eye shadow, eye maskara, foundation, face powder, rings, bracelet, neckless, nail paint, party dress, Sandle, Purse and says: yaar jalde ki bajah se kuch kar nahe payi Define boy!! The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & ask : “bhai, tu naha k aayega kya?” Frnd reply: chal be tere bap ki baraat hai kya.. Boys alwayz rocks… 2.5K Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge? Category: Funny Sms, Husband-Wife Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms. Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge? Santa: Biwi Se Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d 2.5K Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu Category: Family Sms, Funny Sms, Jokes. Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu! Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye. Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu! jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!! 1.1K Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi Category: Funny Sms, Girls-Boys Sms, Jokes. Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi “O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…” Tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko chhu liya aur bola himmat hai to aage Gaa.. 1.8K Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko ek plane mein bithaya gaya Category: College-School Sms, Funny Sms, Hindi Sms, Jokes, Story Sms. Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko ek plane mein bithaya gaya.. Fir announce kiya gaya ki “YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI” Sab profesrs utar gaye… Par principal baithe rahe Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta? Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai. Ye start hi nahi hoga!! 4K TATA’s took 150 years, AMBANI’s took 50 years Category: Funny Sms, Politics Sms. TATA’s took 150 years, AMBANI’s took 50 years but “RASHTRIYA DAMAAD” takes only 15 years for becoming a “Billionaire”! Till year 1997, Robert vadra’s was small businessman, who’s average in income was only 35.5L per year….. n now he has .. partnership in Asia’s largest infrastructure compony nemed DLF Ltd, has a partenship in aviation company, owner of 5 Star hotel in Delhi, purchased 1000 of acre land where ther is Congress govrmnt is power (Rajasthan, Haryana & Delhi etc.)! I think Robert vadra’s Mom-Dad made a 1 big mistake when Rober was a child, unnecessarily added “T” alphabet in his name! 472 main karun to saala character dheelaa hai Category: Flirt Sms, Funny Sms, Hindi Sms. kamar jitni bhi patli ho maza utna nasheela hai. chalega jo bhi ho aankhon ka rang kala ya neela hai, ishq k naam pe kerte sabhi ab RASLEELA hao.. main karun to saala character dheelaa hai :p 432 Newton in romantic mood Category: Funny Sms. NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD.. Universal Law Of Love: Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money. 1st Law Of Love: A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy. 2nd Law Of Love: The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance. 3rd Law Of Love: The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping. #alka

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