Funny Someday you may lose your hair. you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind. But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks. because you cant lose what you don’t have! Send to Friends Sponsored Links Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY” Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai. Send to Friends Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I’ve suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO” Send to Friends Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey Send to Friends twinkle Twinkle little star, teri girl friend gaye bazar, us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar, ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar Send to Friends Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured….!!! Send to Friends A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man? moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah! girl: can i kiss a boy? moulvi: laahulawala quwata……… girl: can i kiss u? moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah Send to Friends Doctor to Banta : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Banta : Yes. A good doctor. Send to Friends Us nay kaha kon ho Tum? Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya? Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari Us ne kaha kartey ho kya? Main nay kaha Pooja Tumhari Us nay kaha Kaafir ho kya? Main nay kaha aisa hi sahi Us nay kaha chatey ho kya? Main nay kaha Mohabbat Tumhari Us nay kaha Pachtaoge, Main nay kaha KismatHamari Us nay Kaha Married hoon mai. Main nay kaha Sorry BAJI Send to Friends A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it. A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it. A monkey cannot operate mobile, but u mere lal, mind blowing….. (u did it) Send to Friends koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi, Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi, Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza, to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-) Send to Friends Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all! Send to Friends Sponsored Links On a romantic day Banta’s girlfriend asks him, “Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?” Banta : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”
Posted on: Fri, 07 Jun 2013 20:52:42 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015