Funny jokes Every husbands complain -- Ab toh Agar Biwi se Chai mangwani ho toh whtsapp hee karna padta hai.... Kyunki Pata hai, Aawaz sune na sune...par Msg ki beep toh zarur sunegi.... 😎 An old lady always gave the bus conductor Cashew nuts, Almonds to eat. Conductor: So kind of u that you give me those nuts to eat everyday. Why dont you eat them yourself? Old Lady: I dont have teeth to munch them. Conductor: Then why did you buy them? Old Lady: I just love the chocolate around them! Thailand: Amazing Thailand. India: Incredible India. Malaysia: Truly Asia Wonder whts Pakistans Tourism tag line is ? Come Have a blast , it might be ur last Ultimate JOKES Girl To Boy (in Party): Excuse Me.. . . Boy: Yes.. ?? . . Girl: Mere ek Hath Mein Plate Hai Aur ek Hath Mein Glass, I Cant Use Them.. Kya Aap Mere Face Par Se ek Cheez Hata Saktay Hain.. ?? . . Boy (Very Happy): ji Boliye Kya Hataana Hai ?? . . .Girl: Apni Kuttey Jaisi Nazar..... Aaj pagal day he Apki nazar me jo pagal he use ye sms bhejo, mene to bhej deya he Wapas muje bhej kr maha pagalo wali harkat mat krna ok Paglo ki 4 nishaniya 1-RIGHT hand me mobile pakdna.. 2-Anguthe se button dabana 3-Msg padh kar muskurana 4-Phir sochna kisko send karu Once a father beats up his son and when son starts crying father says sorry. Son says - Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it. Say sorry to it. Are the scars on the paper gone? Dad says- Take my scooter and try to start. does it start? Nahin naa. Now give it 3-4 kicks. Now does it start? Hua na. Saale tu wahi scooter hai, koi paper nahi. Aage se ye Facebook/WhatsApp wale gyaan apne baap ko mat dena. Tv reporter ne zakhmi sardar se pucha,“ JAB BOMB GIRA to kya vo zor se phata?“ Zakhmi sardar - Nahin haramzade, woh Rengta hua mere paas aaya aur sharma ke bola, “Paaji..... THAAA !!! “ ✨ 😎 《Daylight savings special》 Pak PM: Im sorry to hear about the blast at whitehouse at 8 this morning! OBAMA: Nothing happened here! Pak PM: Whats the time there? Obama: 7 am. Pak PM: Oh sorry,Ill call u later.
Posted on: Tue, 03 Dec 2013 05:26:56 +0000
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