Funnypage NI NOMA(create JOKEZ&post here) WHAT WILL EACH TRIBE DO WITH 1 MILLION LOAN? (Tetemesha).. 1. Luo:- Rent a house in South B which goes for 30 k per month,paint it n furnish it with 300 k,party with friends and girlfriend,hire a taxi each morning to take him to work. 2. Kisii:- Buy a plot in Rongai and construct a mud house,the rest use it to help other family members. 3. Luhya:- Marry a second wife,pay dowry,buy several chicken and construct a room for them,buy 100 sacks of maize to counter hunger. 4. Kikuyu:- Buy a plot in Kamulu,add to other savings to construct a rental house,use 800 shs to drink alone in a corner. 5. Maasai:- Buy 200 cows,marry a 3rd wife and pay 20 cows as dowry. 6. Kalenjin:- Rent a single room in Korogocho,save 200 k,pay school fees for his 16 siblings,marry and start drinking. 7. Kamba:- Hire a local witchdoctor to inform him of any misfortune,use 100 k to bribe a manager to employ him as a messanger with a salary of 3k,build a mud house for his mother at home.
Posted on: Sat, 08 Jun 2013 16:08:10 +0000