GRRM writes: (not really, its satirical.) HBO had made a killing on Game of Thrones, they explained, enough to fund unregulated, clandestine biomedical research into bleeding-edge life-extension techniques. Their doctors had saved my life by implanting one of their inventions, an experimental regenerative polycarbon valve, in my heart, but that was just the beginning. Artificial lungs, livers, glands, even brain tissue regeneration: the public wont see any of these advances for another decade, but HBO has them all ready to go, just for me. Since that day I have died nine more times, and every time they have brought me back. Ive had heart attacks, strokes, and embolisms. Ive cut my throat with my shaving razor, hung myself with my trademark suspenders, even tried to choke on my jaunty captains cap. They just wheel me into a cleanroom, boot me right back up, and hand me a laptop. Keep writing. Im not allowed to shave anymore, and the hat and suspenders have been grafted onto my body. My trademark image is my prison.
Posted on: Thu, 19 Jun 2014 15:47:17 +0000
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