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GTA 5 on top again in UK (again) Inside, you see a very tall man in a bow tie and tuxedo, sitting behind a desk. Good morning, opens the very tall man, who you now realize is the spitting image of a young John Cleese. Its my duty to inform you, brave adventurer, that Grand Theft Auto 5 took the UK No. 1 this week. Its the third time its re-taken the British top spot, but thats neither here or there, really. Sales of this weeks top three were half of last weeks. So, right now, topping the UK charts is a bit like winning a beauty pageant held in Mordor. Never mind, eh? You smile and nod, looking for the exit. Anyway, he says sternly... is he John Cleese? You have a choice ahead of you, adventurer. The very tall man points to a small arcade cabinet on your left. The screen, which appears to be made of paper and held up by someone inside the cabinet, simply says Push a button. To press the button with a picture of a tree on it, turn to page 17 To press the button with the Joystiq logo on it, turn to page 63 To press the button with a picture of a pig on it, turn to page 245605B Continue reading GTA 5 on top again in UK (again) GTA 5 on top again in UK (again) originally appeared on Joystiq on Mon, 12 Jan 2015 08:00:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds. Permalink | Email this | Comments ift.tt/1n3pJGF
Posted on: Mon, 12 Jan 2015 13:18:07 +0000

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