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※ •“GURU SABLENG”• ※ ★ Like Dulu Sebelum Baca ★ Guru : " Anak-anak, Indonesia terletak antara dua samudra dan dua ? " Murid : " Benuaaa ? . . " ... Guru : " Kalian salah . . ! Benernya ? Indonesia itu terletak antara dua samudra dan dua- duanya amatlah dalam ! Sekarang yang berhubungan dengan flora dan fauna. Kalau Paus binatang mamalia, Buaya reptilia, kambing herbivora Sedangkan Macan adalah binatang ? ? ? ? " Murid : " Carnivora bu ? " Guru : " Kalian salah . . ! Benernya ? Macanadalah binatang yang amat menakutkan, anak- anak ? ! ! Sekarang tentang Ilmu Kesehatan. Dengerin baik-baik soalnya, Amin terjatuh dari pohon, dia pingsan, tungkainya mengenai sebuah batu tajam sehingga keluar ? " Murid : " Keluar darah bu ? " Guru : " Salah lagi Kalian ? Benernya Amin terjatuh dari pohon, dia pingsan, tungkainya mengenai sebuah batu tajam sehingga . . keluarganya kelabakan. . ! Sekian dulu anak-anak, pelajaran ilmu pengetahuan umum kita, kalian belajar lagi yang rajin untuk minggu depan ya !!! " " Bu,,tunggu duluh,,aku mau bilang sesuatu ke ibu.." kata udin yangduduk di bangku paling belakang... Guru : Apaan ??? Udin : " Bu boleh merem gak " Guru : " Boleh aja " [sambil merem] udin : Ibu cantik banget,,,tapi masih ada yang kurang bu... Guru : " Oh ya ??? Makasih..ngomong2 apanya yang kurang ??? Udin : " Petinya matinya bu " Kabuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr Wakakakakakakakaka

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