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General Tsos Chickenshit Little Brother Ate ALL the Breasts and Thighs. (Oh god, the humanity!....will we never know the secret recipe?!?) ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWR!!!!!! Silently shouted the dead mans friends. What the hell was that? Asked the embalmer. If you do not understand. We can not explain. Said the guy who spoke. Look. Since ye had the balls gall. To shout in my chamber. You can at least humor me. Hells Bells, even try me. Weeeell......for some of that sweet and sour. Ill give sweets to the sweet. Said the famished man who was hungry. Help thyself. Here goes the tale then......... When Jack Be Trippin was a young lad. He was a sight to see... He had it all down. Till he broke his crayon. Then he whimpered. Woe is me?!? I have so many others. Of all shapes and all colors. Why this one little dastardly deed? Take a Jill Pill. Said her brother Will. She is always asking about you. This be a small town. The rumors abound. That she be doing the do. (*with everyone, he whispered at about 3 past 2.*) Who gives a damn?!? Because she isnt a man?!? Now shes is this towns. Ill begotten whore of the land?!? I meant no disrepect. Jack did interject. Surely you jest. That for me, Jill would be best?!? Youre rhyming sucks as it were. Spoke Will of jangled spurs. I find you lacking in strength such as hers. At least she does try. To love the right guy. Who among us. Can say, Try til we die? Jack knelt is crown down And then his soul frowned His bravado was drowned Will offered him a drink from the well on the mound. His ego all busted. Assumations all rusted. He went and knocked on Jills door...... Many years later. After Jill met her maker. Jack had sworn. To never forsake her. I miss my Jill Pill. And hugged the sage Will. And the next day. Up on the still hill....... Lay Jack with a smile But not. Said the mortician From the overdose of pills........ So why all the yelling?l?!? Asked the mortician. Well sir. We did that to warn the gods not to get in his way.

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