Gentlemen! Operation bait vanwinkle is a resounding success.Alucard is exactly where we need him to be so we can all move forward with our little... surprise. However, before we begin our next phase I would like to take the time to address a rumor floating around the fleet. --Some of you have come to believe, that I, like war. I wish to dash these rumors. I do not like war, I. Love. war. Through my life I have discovered so many types of war. --You get up in the morning, you get into your shitty car and you see a rich CEO who works half as hard as you, drive down the street in a brand new porche, class war. --You make it to work and you find out that the annual drug test is today and you just so happen to take a puff of your one hitter a couple nights ago before dinner with your wifes awful parents. Drug War. --But then you find out the only ones being called in for testing are your Black and Hispanic co-workers. Race War. -- Then you try to post about it on your Facebook, but then all your friends start arguing about whats right and whats wrong. Flame War. --You finally get home and decide to relax by watching a program about :who gets the box?, whats in the box?, how much is whats in the box worth?. Storage Wars. What I am telling you, my Nazi army of 1,000 vampires is that I am a purveyor of war and with your help over the years we are now as the precipice of our true goal. You see, I want a simple war. No class war, no drug war, no race war, no flame wars, and certainly no Cold wars!!!!!! (blue balled for 40 years). What I want is a war that only we can bring, a true war a German war the sequel youve all been waiting for....I WANT WORLD WAR 3. TL;DR watch this https://youtube/watch?v=YWeEZuiUtFA Stolen from Hellsing Abridged Episode 4. -Oberstluetnant Fritz
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 06:41:49 +0000
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