Girl picks up the phone and talks to dad after accidentally finding her mum cheating... Hello? Hi honey, this is daddy. I mummy near the phone? No daddy, shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. After a brief pause, daddy says: But you havent got an Uncle Paul. Oh yes I do! And hes upstairs in the bedroom with mummy right now. Brief Pause.Uh, OK then, this is what I want you to do: put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, go to the bedroom door, knock on it and shout to mummy that daddys car has just pulled into the driveway. OK daddy, just a minute. A few minutes later the girl comes back to the telephone. OK I did it daddy. And what happened honey? Well, mummy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on l, and ran around screaming. She then ran out the bedroom, tripped on the rug in the corridor, hit her head on the bookshelf, and now she isnt moving. Oh My God!!! What about your Uncle Paul? He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared, then he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. I guess he didnt know that you took all the water out last week so that you could clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool, and I think hes dead! Long Pause Then daddy says: Swimming Pool.... Is this 784-6239?
Posted on: Fri, 14 Nov 2014 06:31:24 +0000
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