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Giving up on Tinder, so going to try this instead: 1. Acquire several dozen limes. 2. Go up to an attractive woman and then drop all the limes. 3. Start picking them up but keep dropping them. The clumsier I look the better. 4. Keep doing this until I have her attention (this could take up to thirty minutes). 5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish. 6. Look her deeply in the eyes and say, Sorry, Im bad at Pickup Limes.
Posted on: Wed, 30 Jul 2014 20:45:55 +0000

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