God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I can, And wisdom to know the difference ... between what I should keep in my garage and what I should get rid of. And, give me the strength to hook up my 16 foot trailer to my Ford F150 and load that trailer down and drive to Ladds Mountain Recycling Center. Lord, give me the strength to give it, throw it, or sell it all away, except my tools, and help me break free from the chains of hey, I better save that. I can use that someday! And, Lord, you can answer my prayer, anytime, day or night, by sending a bus load of women to my house to brow beat me into letting go and buying new and more productive stuff, in my effort to rebuild after my awesome divorce! I ask these things from You, Dear Lord ... Lord, Please, hear my prayer !!! Im not kidding !!!!!
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 23:58:01 +0000