Good Morning Cousins…. It is 70 degrees outside of the Internet Sensation Factory. We have a chance of thunderstorms in the forecast today, with a high in the low 80s. There are no crashes, incidents or tales from the cells to report at this time. Today is June 3rd, 2014. There are 109 days until the Brimfest Crazy Cousins Reunion and Veterans Welcome Home Parade. On this date in 1946, the first bikini was displayed in public in Paris, France. Hubba hubba. Although the French were on the cutting edge of whatever edge a bikini was cutting at that time in history, that first French suit was akin to a suit of armor compared to what is being worn now. Yikes. If I ever take my kids to a beach, they will have tan lines across their eyes from the blindfold I make them wear. The word of the day is…yegg. The word means “a burglar who robs safes or a safecracker.” We use it in a sentence as follows: “Very few people in today’s criminal population have the skills and patience to be a yegg.” If a yegg becomes confused, is he a scrambled yegg? Thank-you, I am here all week. Tip your servers. Poor Mrs. Chief; she as to tolerate those jokes all of the time. Today is NOT my birthday. Happy Birthday to all of you who are a year older today. We hope you get a movie size box of Lemonheads and a Mr. Microphone. I am not in North Carolina, nor am I in Davenport, Iowa. Good morning to the chief, officers and staff at the Davenport Police Department. Carry on! Happy Birthday to Suzi Quatro. She is a bass guitar player. She also played the role of Leather Tuscadero on the TV show Happy Days. The Fonz dated her sister, Pinky. Both of those girls kind of scared me as a kid. They liked smooching and were awfully tough. That Arthur Fonzarelli was a smoocher, too. He could hit a juke box and make it play a song. He could also start a car by hitting it. The show is where the term jumped the shark came from. The Fonz jumped over a shark on water skis and the fans of the show thought that was a little much. Happy Birthday to Deniece Williams. She is a singer. One of her songs was in the movie Footloose, and is the song stuck in your head today…Let’s Hear it for the Boy. “My baby, he dont talk sweet, he aint got much to say. But he loves me, loves me, loves me… I know that he loves me anyway. And maybe he dont dress fine, but I dont really mind. Cuz every time he pulls me near, I just wanna cheer! Lets hear it for the boy…. lets give the boy a hand.” Today’s Quote: “A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.” ~Dwight D. Eisenhower When you come to a fork in the road today, take the high road....Chief Oliver.
Posted on: Tue, 03 Jun 2014 10:45:00 +0000
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