Good Morning Everyone It is a rainy Friday here in London, which makes it a perfect day for Sensory Safari tea, a Hot Latte, or any number of our Hot Mochas. In order to help you prevent “the blahs”, we are offering our unique “Angel Nut” Mocha at a 10% discount today. Stop in, dry off, and get the good stuff. Steamed Milk and our “Best of the Best” espresso is poured over yummy White Chocolate and delicious Hazelnut for one of the smoothest and tastiest mochas you will ever experience. We call it the Angel Nut because you would have to be crazy not to love this little slice of heaven, but don’t take my word for it … try it. Though I have to warn you: Bries Brews is not responsible for resulting addictions. We are serving our popular Thai Peanut and Chicken wraps today as well as Bries Quinoa, Sweet Kale, and Vegetable soup. Have a fantastic weekend friends and remember: the greatest need is … common sense. Also, if you are able, please spay and neuter your animals. You may be wondering why I keep asking you to spay and neuter your animals. Rest assured friends, while it’s possible somewhere in my Grinch-like and miserly heart there may be a smidgeon of altruism or a faint childhood memory of a Lassie rerun or two, the reality in my plea is even simpler. My lovely wife wakes every morning at 5 am to begin her rounds of animal feeding. She dutifully rises, loads her car with bags and cans of food and the occasional shelter to distribute to needy kitty’s and cats, and begins her Dr Doolittle journey throughout the city. Somehow a family of skunks has inadvertently been adopted as well during this morning and evening ritual … yes … skunks. Those rascally striped animals with the olfactory offending aroma. Now imagine my chagrin watching my beautiful and kind hearted wife risk injury (have you seen a skunks teeth?), financial ruin (do you realize how many bags of cat food this woman purchases a week?) and physical ailment (between the shop and these animals -who has time for the gym?) all to help ease the suffering of furry friends in need. So … if you can’t understand the city’s need for compassionate animal population control – then do it for the breakfast buzz I beg you. How does this affect the breakfast buzz? I’m glad you asked … primarily because I wake up extra early every morning as well to accommodate my wife’s journey, as well as make sure the Buzz is available at the shop. Dear friends, make absolutely no mistake – unlike my lovely wife who has a heart of gold and the patience of a saint, I am a curmudgeonly bastard with a heart as black as coal, and even less compassion than Scrooge. I would charge my own mother rent, and add interest on top of it should she be a minute late. I steal candy from needy babies in the Walmart checkout line to assuage my own twisted and maniacal internal sufferings. I delight in terrorizing my own children with horror movies at 10pm followed with tales of bodies under their bed before I tuck them in. You see … I am not your typical business owner in search of affirmation from the community, salvation from above, or adding more cats to my mix. Frankly, I need sleep, lots of it – so PLEASE spay and neuter your animals so that the Buzz can continue it’s reign as London’s favorite morning starter … else I might start sleeping in as my old, weary, and decidedly unrepentant body is slowly winding down and there are only so many days left to spread my own brand of chicanery …and make your Breakfast Buzz. Thank you for humoring me … I appreciate it. Now make the appointment with your vet already. :)
Posted on: Fri, 10 Oct 2014 13:26:13 +0000
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