Good Morning Family; NO EXCUSE SUNDAY!! To make it possible for everyone to attend church this Sunday, we are going to have a special No Excuse Sunday: Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say, Sunday is my only day to sleep in. There will be a special section with lounge chairs for those who feel that our pews are too hard. Eye drops will be available for those with tired eyes from watching TV late Saturday night. We will have steel helmets for those who say The roof would cave in if I ever came to church. Blankets will be furnished for those who think the church is too cold, and fans for those who say it is too hot. Scorecards will be available for those who wish to list the hypocrites present. Relatives and friends will be in attendance for those who cant go to church and cook dinner, too. We will distribute Stamp Out Stewardship buttons for those that feel the church is always asking for money. One section will be devoted to trees and grass for those who like to seek God in nature. Doctors and nurses will be in attendance for those who plan to be sick on Sunday. The sanctuary will be decorated with both Christmas poinsettias and Easter lilies for those who never have seen the church without them. We will provide hearing aids for those who cant hear the preacher and cotton wool for those who think hes too loud! Hope to see you there! Let us pray; Father God, Your little boy is here, thank-you for loving my Face Book Friends and me enough to send Jesus to provide Salvation for us. Now Father help us to love you enough to attend your churches so that we can know you and your love better. In Christ Jesus Name, Amen, Amen and Amen, God Bless You All and Have A Great Godly Day in the Lord.
Posted on: Sat, 13 Dec 2014 11:02:59 +0000
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