Good evening. Im LittleBjelke. As you know, each Friday I award the Shame Files Friday F#ckwit for excelling in state political effluent over the past seven days. Show me a week in QLD politics and Ill show you a bunch of f#ckwits. Campbell The Lotion Newman may have taken a hastily organized island using public toilets and pissing on the seat, walk around in the summertime saying how about this heat holiday to get away from the hassles of Kate Jones. But was there any need for him to give an exclusive to Channel 9 to film him and Lisa Minnelli hand in hand walking down the beach? I say f#ckwit! Are you with me? He seems to think by pouring close to $100 million of taxpayers money into Ashgrove itll bedazzle the electorate into voting for him. Surely not? Money cant conceal what this f#ckwit has done. What about Newmans former ego stroker and current Brisbane Mayor Graham The Loofah Quirk signing a deal with a long time LNP donor allowing him to sell his land for $70 MILLION MORE than what it was valued at... What? It seems a bit of Quirky rezoning from a low density/environmentally sensitive development to a high density 1350 lot subdivision/screw the environment was all it took. F#ckwit. Did you hear Newmans cabinet colleagues f#ckwitted blitzkrieg this week. Their half baked assurances that there is no need for an alternative Premier plan because Newman is going to win Ashgrove. Hmmm. Do they think? One after the other the tired, jaded and f#ckwittingly foolish MPs rolled out the strong, bright and plan buzzwords into their Newman Ashgrove answers. F#ckwits. How about LNP president Bruce Back,Crack & Sack McIvor throwing his weight behind the re-endorsement of the sordid vino eroticism of Peter The Plonker Dowling & the utterly incompetent Ros Thats My Boy Bates. F#ckwit. Prime cuts of LNP beef... But this weeks winner is an old wrinkly hand at f#ckwitism. Hes a well credentialed heavyweight in f#ckwit circles and this week only enhanced his punch drunk stature. He f#ckwittingly oozed that he isnt angry at the Labor Party over their despicable support of PUPs senate inquiry into the filth covered Newman LNP. He was just surprised and disappointed. Really? F#ckwit. You see, his major problem is that hell never get to handle his main environmental vandalism tool, his beloved Newman LNP driven environmental approval one-stop shop. F#ckwit. Anyway, who is this f#ckwit to be giving out advice? What about how he handled the farcical situation of locking the doors of the Executive Building stopping a Labor MP and a councillor presenting a petition. F#ckwit. It had been agreed the petition could be presented to the front desk. But apparently the decision to close the doors was because Queensland was in a state of heightened security and there were a handful of people standing by with placards. Hmmm. Those damn trouble making placards... And whats with the black eye? F#ckwit. Ladies and gents. I give you Jeff The Stooge Seeney, The Shame Files Friday F#ckwit. Do you agree with the winner? Shame Newman, Shame. -LittleBjelke.
Posted on: Fri, 03 Oct 2014 12:05:12 +0000
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