Good evening, Im Mikey and heres what you need to know about our lovely town and beyond. Welp, it aint no secret that the bugs are bad. Ned jeeders damn near was killed by em. They say its due to a decline in the bat population. I say we need Ace Ventura to check things out. Maybe put a bat signal up in the sky. Well I dunno where ya do your shopping. But holy ol hell. Once them old age pensions and welfare checks come out. Put the ol riot gear on. The super store is gonna get super freaky. I know garbage picking aint what it used to be. I remember the good old days at the dump looking for the sales. Now you gotta go right to the source eh. Its good to meet the peoples garbage your a pickin though. Might make a new buddy. I woke up the other morning. And there was a toilet in the back of my vehicle. WHAT A DEAL! Got it on sale for zero dollars. Welp, thats all for now. Aint really much happening round here. I think once they open the building that will change our lives. Youll see sky scrapers and all kinds of yuppies running around with fanny packs touring the town. Shes quite a place of wonder, amazement and sheer joy. Saw a rainbow one day coming into town. It ended right at the civic centre. Thats all for now folks. Dont fill your deep freezers, get a generator and wood stove. You never know bud.
Posted on: Sat, 26 Jul 2014 01:32:21 +0000
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