Good evening. Ive been challenged to start a small business. Heres my idea. A bunch of you really enjoy some of the things that happen on my page, what with all the wingnuts who have made their way here. What I would like you to do is only fair, given all the work Ive done to lure them here for your viewing pleasure: send me money every time you find something funny, interesting, or in any way entertaining. I think 1K for every chuckle. Lest you think Im going to become some money grubbing republican or, even worse, a money grubbing teabagger, you should know Im going to do wonderful things with the money when it starts pouring in. Ill be hiring people to to handle correspondence, keep the books, and peel me the occasional grape. I will be paying more than the federal minimum wage... I think a dollar above what is currently demanded by the government is good.... And someone has to occasionally remind me that I know hate the government in all its forms to the core of my being. Ill also provide complete health care coverage for each employee and his or her extended family. Everyone will get as many band aids and much mercurochrome as I can afford. To avoid any possible conflict with religious employees, everyone will receive a half day vacation on christmas. If you happen to be of some lesser faith, convert or quit. Dental care os part of the package.... Toothpicks for everyone! Ok, business is open! PM me for the address where the cash (oh, yeah... this is a cash and carry business) can be sent. It will be offshore, of course.
Posted on: Wed, 01 Oct 2014 03:08:41 +0000
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