Good evening from the LIRR. Ok... I am going to start by saying we all know I have a lot of pets, but I make an effort to do a smell check before I leave the house. I have an older cat... he likes to pee in bags sometimes if hes mad... cats and dogs do funny things when they get old. That being said... if I missed it and my bag smelled like pee... I WOULD NOT PUT IT BY THE AIR VENT. I made some small talk... you have cats She says several, how did you know Me... in head... ummmmm really? Then I say I had an inkling Guy next to me says cuz your bag smells like piss lady.... jesus. And moves to another seat. I felt bad for her but unaltered male cat pee is really strong. I had to say something. My eyes were tearing. I gave her my card. I smiled and said sometimes its hard and we get overwhelmed. I can help you find a low cost neuter clinic. She got off at Jamaica smiling. I no longer have to smell pee. Win - Win So because the guy said piss... I am now stuck with the thrift shop song in my head. Draped in a leopard mink, girls standin next to me Probably shoulda washed this, smells like R. Kellys sheets Pisssssssssss Your welcome ;) PSA: If you hold your mouth over the phone and talk loud... your still loud. You just sound like Charlie Browns teacher on full volume. Lucky for you I just watched Charlie Brown Christmas so I can block it out. Its too early. I never eat December snowflakes. I always wait until January. -Lucy December snowflakes are for making Olaf. Let it go! Let it go! Old guy sleeping just lost grip on his Budwiser tall boy. Hes passed out. He will wake up to a fun time.... a different fun time than he had at the office apparently. He was 3 shakes to the wind when he got on the train. Three shakes to the wind... I am a fuddy duddy for sure. For you young folk, three sheets to the wind is an old timey phrase that means: to be explicitly drunk or inebriated The sheets refer to the ropes that are used to secure a ships sail. If the 3 ropes used were loose in the wind, the sail would flop around, making the ship wobble like a drunk sailor. How to use in a sentence: Margo was three sheets to the wind by the time we made it to Dougs party, judging by her inability to keep her clothes on. Speaking of clothes... I wear your granddads clothes I look incredible Im in this big ass coat From that thrift shop down the road Your welcome again. My brain pretty much is a jukebox sponge. I seriously never forget a song. They all just shuffle around in there and something happens and its like I gave it all quarter, so I instantly get background music. Personally I think everyone should have all theme song, but I dont know if I could pick just one. I need at least five. Maybe seven... I could go by each day of the week. One of them would have to be Crocodile Rock. Just so I can walk around going...... La lalalala la lalalala la lalalala la Xoxo Happy Friday!
Posted on: Fri, 19 Dec 2014 23:04:32 +0000
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