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Good lanch PETROL PURAAAN... May your happiness increase like Petrol Price, May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, and May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India…!!! Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: Rs.80/-for a Beer Bottle OR 1 Litre Petrol. Decision is yours… झूम लो, या घूम लो.!!! Dear Father-in-Law, I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry. Please take your Daughter or Car back… I cannot afford both. or 🚖 Finally it may happen…Beer cheaper than petrol!!! There will be new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON’t DRIVE !!! We have the world’s cheapest car and the world’s costliest petrol. रिकॉर्ड बन गया!!! Sign board at Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA nano absolutely free. Man at Petrol Pump: Full tank कर दो... Attendant: Sir, PAN Card की copy दो... Man: What? Why? How? Attendant: Sir, it’s a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION !!! Harbhajan to Dhoni: हम तो जानबूझ के मैच हारे है... पता है कीजीतनेवाली टीम को Volkswagon मिलने वाली है, और वो petrol की है...!!!🚐 Amitabh Bachchan has decided to take all his payments in Dollars…󾓠 Because………. वो आज भी गिरे हुए पैसे नहीं उठाता...!!! Dharmendra’s new dialogue: कुत्ते... 🐕कमीने... तेरी गड्डी का पेट्रोल पी जाऊंगा... Beti: Mom, He is JUST A FRIEND! Mom: हमने दुनिया देखि है, बेटी... 2 लीटर पेट्रोल जलाके घरआने वाला कभी JUST FRIEND नहीं होता... Petrol Pump Attendant: कितने का डालूँ? Grahak: 50 ML गाडी पे स्प्रे कर दे भाई, आग लगानी है... रामचंद्र कहे गए सिया से, ऐसा कलयुग आएगा, कार कैश पे लेगा हर कोई, पेट्रोल लोन से भरवाएगा...!!

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