Good morning all!! Ok so I dont like updating my status (meeee lazyyyyy) and believe you me the previous status update was simply due to this whole hacker crap thing happening on FB....until this morning! So I get up, song in my heart (nee dit gaani oor pay dagi ek pay eers more) and get done then head off to the station completely calmed as apposed to the usual morning rush to make the 5:49am tracey and jaaaa mense ek travel soe vroeg cos later than that is just more stinky, stuffed and disgusting en my aura kan dit mos glatie vatie! Boyyyy was i wrong, but wait...so i get to the station walk onto the platform only to hear one of the useless metrorail employees making some pointless announcement about train delays due to defective signals between "blah blah blah blah" (i promise you after they say delay and signals i just hear blah and by the way what is this fckn signal thing "wie gee n sign/n fok"???) so Im thinking ok let me pray and in a few minutes luckily one arrives, I see this guy that checks tickets on the train and think (oh yes ek klim daar in volgens strictly metroplus) so i get in the same carriage cos believe it or not that train was pretty full. So the train departs and when it arrives at bellville quite a few ppl get off (I get my seat) and all is good in the world and this man then starts checking tickets en kyk dai man sit jou ini oe!U must stand up move to the door and get out on the next station if you have a 3rd class or no ticket! ons ry en ry only to get to Parow en me buzzing off with earphones in hear the ppl screaming around me! Open my eyes ja nee this bladdy baboon and the ticket man arguing (julle weet mos DIE NASIE) it escalates and daar baklei die mense die vrouens ini trein "m@er hom maaaan....slat die blerrie ding...ons moet secrifice" ok so they (shame another Af dude helped) throw him out on Elsies en outjie wil dan nou aan baklei die trein staan dan nou net stil! so those who have seen me in winter, julle weet mos eks oor my coats meti hood en fur (protects me in the train cos it covers my whole face) well next thing mense huil...hulle hoes....hardloop viri venster...IIIIIII YES IIIIII remain calm pull the over my whole face want soe het die gaartjie vi Baboon gegas gun/pepper spray and it spread through that whole carriage and just imagine that chaos mense mol oor mekaar vir lug (screaming senselesly "Oe jirreeeeee wat de Fooookkk!!!") I sat there watching this crap recovered my face and went on sleeping...the gaurd starts checking again goes through the carriage to the other end and what? round two "ting-ting-tinggggg!!!!" another baboon refusing to get out this time we almost at mutual station and he has backup arguing with him!!! tjooonggg next thing the whole carriage on his case "want netma spray hulle weer hier!!! klim uit blerrie wil!" 2 and more men there at that door in a heartbeat - they got out chop chop....and then the drama ended people continued talking about this happening till we reached town want waar is metrorail wat die mense moet back up en help!! I continued sleeping earphones in and thought ultimately Metrorail does nothing...this poor man is trying to improve our experience and what does he get for it no support and violence! Metrorail has increased their ticket prices a month back and i have yet to see better service and even before that we had been paying quite a pretty penny! I think the man that had to deal with that is a hero cos really now I would neverrrrr in my lifffeeeee be able to deal wit baboons, gas and drama every morning - cos really now, just about when am I going to put in my earphones, pull on my hoody and take my cat nap to town? To one and all a blessed day and an even more awesome weekend! You know you love xoxo
Posted on: Fri, 28 Jun 2013 05:39:35 +0000
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