Good morning friend...feels like 35F and a high of 60F with rain and windy...Happy April Fools Day!!! Im getting my eyes examined and picking out new frames today. I hate doing this; first, its embarrassing to get picked up like a rag doll (feet off the floor) to get in the exam chair by a strange man and second, how the hell do you pick new frames for your new glasses when you cant have your old glasses on to see what you look like...the latter has been my question since I started wearing glasses???? Somehow, it seems appropriate for April Fools Day. Were dropping off the desktop computer for repair while were out too. I can only have a little cup of coffee this morning otherwise, Ill have to pee and I cant use any other bathroom but my own! Have a good day. ------------------------- Grandmas Boyfriend ------------------------- A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. He played with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting. He looked up and said, Grandma, how come you dont have a boyfriend? Grandma replied, Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. Im really happy with the TV as my boyfriend. Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandmas minister. The minister said, Hello, son, is your grandma home? The little boy replied, Yeah, but shes in the bedroom bangin her boyfriend. The minister fainted. LMAO!!! Grandma needs a new boyfriend and the poor minister needs to call first!
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 12:48:04 +0000
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