Good morning friends...-8F and sunny, no wind so far...I am officially disgusted with winter! Im ready to find a warm island, put a propeller and skis on my wheelchair, grab an oar and head out...warm weather or bust! Whos with me???? If we get enough people together we can tie ourselves together to keep afloat and paddle like hell!!! Whos with me? I started the picture with my nautical wheelchair and oar, what will you add to it to stay afloat and propel us that warm island??? With everyones participation the visual should be as funny as hell by the end if the day. Can you tell Ive had it with the cold weather? Have a good day and stay warm ;) ------------------------- Priest In Airport Customs ------------------------- A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, Father, may I ask a favor? Of course. What may I do for you? Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the customs limits and Im afraid theyll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps? I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie. With your honest face, Father, no one will question you. When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, Father, do you have anything to declare? From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare. The official thought this answer strange, so asked, And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor? I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused. Roaring with laughter, the official said, Go ahead, Father. Next! LMAO Ahhhhh, a man that appreciates a nice new blower!!!
Posted on: Tue, 28 Jan 2014 14:26:14 +0000
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