Good morning from the LIRR ;) We have snoring today. Loud snoring. As the owner of several bully breeds I can normally tune it out, but this guy definitely has a deviated septum or something. Hes a drooler and his snoring is making spit bubbles. The gentleman next to him is visiting from India and has this mortified look on his face. We had a lovely chat about things he should go see in Manhattan while hes there, but it was hard for him to focus as the bubbles keep popping and landing close to his leg. Most of this car is really sleepy, except for the wall st group. These guys are pumped to start their day. Boiler room pumped. All in their early 20s and all think they will own their own jet by 30. Steve is their leader, hes arrogantly overconfident. He keeps telling them I know it sucks now but in 10 years when you have a hot wife and a million dollar house in Fiji you will thank me. I wanted to interject with Fiji dollar is about 50 cents versus the American dollar, so its only about 500k, but they all look so hopeful, like puppies waiting to be adopted, I love puppies and wouldnt want to make them sad. (Hot wife... giggle) Steve has on a nice suit but worn out shoes. You can tell a lot about a person by their shoes in relation to their outfit. Steve s say I am pretending to be more important than I am and am likely full of crap. When Matt and I wear our dog chewed footwear it says... hey... we do animal rescue and know that they will just eat another pair until they are out of this training phase so we are just going with it. Mr Bigsby is available for custom shoe design this holiday season if you are interested. He does amazing work with ballet flats and sketchers. The woman across from me is wearing one shoe and holding the other on her lap. Shes humming something I cant hear over Steves pep talk and snoring bubble guy. Im mildly afraid. Shes smiling really big. I am bolting out of here when we get to Penn. Have a nice day ;)
Posted on: Fri, 05 Dec 2014 12:50:42 +0000
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