Good morning.. :) joke of the morning.. :v . Job Applicant: Im looking for a job as a consultant. Employer: Im sorry, we already have enough consultants. Applicant: Thats ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor. Employer: More than we can use already. Applicant, as he is getting desperate: Im not proud, I can do paperwork, Ill be a clerk. If you have too many, Ill start as a janitor. Employer: It just doesnt seem that we have any openings for a person with your qualifications. Applicant, as he stands up and angrily yells, Work for you? Id have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk! Employer: Well, you didnt say you were an attorney, have a seat, we may have an opening. :v :v :v . #UniQue_MEe B|
Posted on: Tue, 30 Sep 2014 02:24:03 +0000