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Good morning one and all, Talk about putting your foot in it, I did big time this morning, I was up at the crack of dawn with the birds feeling good,It did not last,First mistake went on the scales, was I a happy bunny one big fat NO I had put on two pounds,So I then fed the dogs put them in the van for an hour to let it go down, Had my coffee ,set about the house with the duster and vacuum,watered the plants,Then went of to the park,Trained with Misty got Tapper out.just as I started in came a caravan with others behind it,One got out, came to the big metal gate rattled it,looked at me and went back to the van, So me being me thought no way are the gypsys getting in here,got into my van backed it up across the gate to make double sure,, A guy came down on a bike,so I stopped him and got him to call the police, then my son turned up to walk his dogs,so I said you get in front of me, The guy in the caravan then un hitched it, so I went over and said you are wasting your time,Ive called the police and Im not moving until they get here, So he said sorry Im here for the kite festival,Talk about egg on your face,I said sorry to both him and his wife, I then cheekily said as you have to wait a nice cup of tea would not go a miss,And bless them they did, so we had a nice cup of tea and talked kites, The police turned up not one but two lots I gave them a groveling apology, Picked up my sendaway markers,And went for a nice walk, Now you would think putting your foot in it once was enough, Wrong??? I was coming down the hill coming back to the van, I trod in a big pile of crap and went arse over tip,Tapper was jumping all over me shit and all it was every were, So now showered my stinking cloths in the wash Tapper wiped down so both of us smelling nice, Its now raining wonderful, So the rest of the day dose not bode well, I have lots to get done with the weeks course starting Sunday, and time stands still for no one,so I will get my backside in gear & get on with it,So ta te ta have a good one Bish
Posted on: Fri, 11 Jul 2014 09:39:18 +0000

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