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Goodnight, everyone. If a woman were to bring me a surprise footlong sub from Subway to my door, I think I would definitely make her my girlfriend. Basically if she were to surprise me with a footlong, I would surprise her with my footlong. (Okay, yes, that is a penis joke. Lets not get all bent out of shape by it. I know I am a nice guy and all that stuff, but I am entitled to at least one penis joke here per month. I am a nice guy with a really racy sense of humor sometimes. Im like a black Bob Saget.)
Posted on: Sat, 11 Oct 2014 03:32:25 +0000

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