Gorilla: AMAZING SEE-SAW BATTLE. Ziggler is one big move away from winning this. AND THAT COULD BE IT!! Brain: GOD NOO! Gorilla: 1....2....AWW, TRIPLE H, WHAT IS HE DOING, TAKING OUT THE REF, WHAT A DESPICABLE INDIVIDUAL! ZIGGLER HAD THIS! Brain: Its survival Monsoon! Jesse: Desperate times call for desperate measures. Gorilla: And now these two stooges, Noble and Mercury, going after Ziggler. How do you two JUSTIFY THIS? Jesse: Everything they have is on the line! Thats how. Gorilla: Dolph is fighting back, get those two jerks out of there. Steph on the apron! Look out for Rollins, STEPH GOES DOWN, INTO THE GAME. ZIGGLER, YES!! HES GOT THE COVER! Jesse: Theres no referee! Gorilla: SOMEONE GET OUT HERE AND COUNT THIS!!!! HERE HE COMES, YES!! Brain: GET UP HUNTER! Gorilla: 1...2... Brain: YES!! Gorilla: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! WHAT DEPTHS WILL TRIPLE H SINK TO HERE! THIS IS DISGUSTING! Brain: ANY MEANS MONSOON, ANY MEANS! IT IS OVER. THE AUTHORITY ALWAYS WINS!!! Jesse: Power rules everything Gorilla, and Ziggler has now learned it the hard way. Brain: PEDIGREE...GOODNIGHT NURSE! Gorilla: Pathetic, Rollins now having his arm draped over Ziggler, and now Triple H signaling for a ref, and aw, that no good creep, Scott Armstrong! I knew he was on the take. Brain: Allow me...1....2...what the hell?? Gorilla: NOW what? Brain: Oh no, NO, it cant be! Jesse: Is this who I think it is? Gorilla: ITS STING....IT IS STING......HE IS HERE...FOR THE FIRST TIME IN WWE. THIS PLACE HAS GONE CRAZY!! Brain: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?? HE DONT WORK HERE!! Jesse: Exactly, what business does he have here. Gorilla: I have no idea, but take a look at the kisser of Triple H. He cant believe what he is seeing, quite frankly, neither can I. Jesse: I have a bad feeling about this, what is he going to do? Brain: I cant breathe. Please tell me hes on our side. Gorilla: Sting in his long illustratrious career, has never been in a WWE ring! Brain: I watched him for years in WCW, this cannot be good, Hunter, do something! **long pause** Gorilla: TRIPLE H....TOOK A SWING, STING WAS READY! Brain: NO, NOT THE DEATH DROP!! Gorilla: STING, HAS THE C.O.O. TRAPPED.....HE DROPPED HIM!! Brain: DAMN YOU STING! DAMN YOU! Gorilla: I LOVE IT! Jesse: WHAT MOTIVE DOES STING POSSIBLY HAVE FOR DOING THIS?? Gorilla: NOW STING, DRAPING ZIGGLER OVER ROLLINS! Brain: DAMN IT NO, NOT LIKE THIS!! Gorilla: 1....2.....3!!!! ITS OVER!!!! ZIGGLER WINS, THE AUTHORITY IS NO MORE!!!! ZIGGLER HAS WON IT FOR TEAM CENA! Jesse: THATS WHERE YOURE WRONG GORILLA, STING WON IT FOR TEAM CENA. Gorilla: He never laid a hand on Seth Rollins, he was out Jess. And Brain kiss your meal ticket goodbye! Brain: OH SHUT-UP! Jesse: I still dont understand for the life of me why Sting was here. Gorilla: Neither do I Jess, thats something we will hopefully find out down the road. But regardless of his motives, the story remains, the Authority is history. And hats off to Dolph Ziggler for a remarkable performance. I always love it when justice triumphs over evil. Brain: I told you to SHUT-UP! Gorilla: And now John Cena, coming out and congratulating his teammate, what a sight. Jesse: Cena hogging the spotlight as always, this makes me sick. Brain: This is the worst day in all of wrestling history, a blackmark on the sport. Gorilla: Steph coming to, and Triple H, realizing what happened. Brain: Im out of here, Im protecting what little investment I still have, I gotta get to Seth. Gorilla: The Brain is outta here. And now as we watch the harsh realization fall over the Game and Stephanie McMahon. **long pause as Steph and HHH react** Gorilla: She is beside herself, well you reap what you sow young lady. But we are out of time, for the Weasel, for the Body, this is the Gorilla, saying so long everyone.
Posted on: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 10:29:15 +0000
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